This is a story in 7 parts.

Do you have a person in your office who is obsessed with a particular snack food?

We do, too.

This is Rich.

Rich loves Takis. You know, these things:

How much does he love Takis? About this much.

Luckily for Rich, today we brought him some Takis.

Alas, Rich decided to work from home today.

So he could watch his sister’s dogs.

So we are eating the Takis.

Sorry, Rich.